TABP s 0126 - How to Be (Better than) a Player

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26 January 2014

Players on TV score with one in every ten women they hit on; I know a guy who uses Adam's exact line (sans "Nice shoes") and it works on, wait for it, one in every ten women he hits on.

There is exactly zero skill in being a player. If you think of yourself as or want to be a player: the simple fact is, some women will have a one-night-stand with you and some women won't;* it's just a matter of sticking with it until you find an example of the former and then not saying something completely retarded. The closest thing to skill required is the ability to get rejected twenty times in a night and keep at it. Also, don't go sniffing too far out of your league. You can probably find someone a tier or two above yourself, because our societal standards are sexist as hell like that, but if you have a goiter you're not going home with a supermodel.

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So yeah, this girl, again. I was originally going to had a different random extra for the role, but I used the comic she was in as the base for this one, and I decided not to replace her. Of course, this means that she has a boyfriend, but eh, he didn't mind her sleeping around last time.*

Speaking of changing the subject: 144th comic! (This would be a milestone if we used base-12.)
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* And let's not be judgmental about that, shall we? I mean, fucking Christ! The double standard is pretty sickening.